word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$12.00 won 5 votes
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If 'I' comes before 'E', except after' C'....

Then how come SCIENCE disproves it?

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
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Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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I'm terrified of elevators...

I'm taking steps to avoid them.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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A bike in town keeps running over me...

It's a vicious cycle!

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |