word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...

It's impeccable.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"

Son: "Soy milk."

Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
3 votes

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

3 votes

posted by "Christopher Liam" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

Which runs faster, HOT or COLD?

HOT because anyone can catch a COLD.

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |