A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...
We call her URGENT-TINA.
I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
How do you reference a bear with no socks?
What kind of berry has a coloring book?