word play jokes

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What do you call a tree who can't finish a puzzle?

Stumped.

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posted by "eslippin" |
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Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in LASIK surgery, I am expected to comfort nervous patients. But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous she was actually shaking.

Nothing I said to her would comfort her so after the doctor finished on the first eye and before he began on the second I wanted her to know the surgery was going well.

"There," I said, patting her hand reassuringly, "now you only have one eye left."

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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What did the former boxer-turned-barista ask his patrons?

"Ya want one lump or two???"

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posted by "Wano U" |
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A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees.

“How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”

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posted by "detour00" |