word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$9.00 won 2 votes

Why did the farmer put GPS on his spice rack?

Because he couldn't keep track of the thyme.

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Angela Whatley" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A grandpa, who was turning 72, and his granddaughter, who was turning 7, had their birthdays on the same day.

The granddaughter told her grandpa that he was a lot older then her. Being older and wiser he said “No, we are the same age.”

She said, “But grandpa, I am only seven. What number are you?”

He replied, “Yes you are, and I am only seven too!”

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Glen Rae" |
1 votes

Put the ant into water...

If the ant sinks, it's a girl ant...

If the ant floats, then it's a "buoy-ant"!

1 votes

posted by "RedRackham" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

What did the bra say to the hat??

You go on ahead, I will give these two a lift.

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Dansei59" |