word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump...

So they named him Humphrey.

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posted by "Driver" |
6 votes

What do you call someone who gets mad when they run out of bread?

LACK TOAST INTOLERANT.

6 votes

posted by "Lumbergranny " |
$9.00 won 2 votes

Why did the farmer put GPS on his spice rack?

Because he couldn't keep track of the thyme.

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Angela Whatley" |
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A grandpa, who was turning 72, and his granddaughter, who was turning 7, had their birthdays on the same day.

The granddaughter told her grandpa that he was a lot older then her. Being older and wiser he said “No, we are the same age.”

She said, “But grandpa, I am only seven. What number are you?”

He replied, “Yes you are, and I am only seven too!”

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Glen Rae" |