People say I'm condescending...
That means I talk down to people.
Everyone told Sam not to sing...
But Samsung anyway.
Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.
John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.
Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?
John: Meat-packing plant.
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said I didn’t know he could!