word play jokes

It doesn't surprise me that there's a...

- Rudeville, New Jersey
- Boring, Oregon
- Hell, Michigan
- Hooker, California
- Virgin, Utah
- Dulls Corner, Maryland
- Bowlegs, Oklahoma
- Volcano, Hawaii
- Beersville, Pennsylvania
- Fleatown, Ohio
- Burnt Corn, Alabama
- Two Guns, Arizona
- Toad Suck, Arkansas

My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

What did the ghost say when the police arrested him for joy riding a small motorcycle?

“And to think, I always said I’d never get caught dead riding a moped.”

I'm not addicted to coffee...

It's more of a committed relationship.