word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

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posted by "aod318" |
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"Did you hear the story about the peacock?"


"It's a beautiful tale."

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When you rearrange the letters you get, "CASH LOST IN ME."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |