word play jokes

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.

Yeti never complains!

I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

The reason Tinker Bell didn’t have a tail was to make the story more realistic.

After all, no one really believes in fairy tails...

I called the Good Witch of the East and told her the rain just won't stop in my area.

I asked her if she could do anything about it.

She replied, "I suppose I could do a dry spell."