Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."
One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured!"
Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
"Did you hear the story about the peacock?"
"It's a beautiful tale."
When you rearrange the letters you get, "CASH LOST IN ME."