word play jokes

Sort
Filter
Category: "Word Play Jokes"
Clear
$50.00 won 9 votes
Saying Mucho
rating rating rating rating rating
 

I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately.

It means a lot to him.

9 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 7 votes
Organ Donor
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.

Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?

Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.

7 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
1 votes
Transplant Patient
rating rating rating rating rating
 

The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant."

"WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?"

"Well," explained the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized."

1 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
$50.00 won 10 votes
If the Shoe Fits
rating rating rating rating rating
 

"I stand corrected!"

... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

10 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |