Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel I've dyed a little inside.
If you replace 'W' with 'T' in "What, Where and When..."
You get the answer to each of them.
I just stepped on a Cornflake...
Now I am officially a cereal killer.
Which current is used in Washington?
Why DC (Direct Current) of course!