Homeowner: "Why don't you ever mop the floor?"
Cleaning Lady: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it's beneath me."
A guy went to court for a seat belt ticket...
It was an open-and-shut case.
Can you name the favorite game of horses?
Two students were driving on the highway. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "Clean Restrooms."
By the time they got to their destination, they'd cleaned 147 public restrooms.