word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...

He said no.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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posted by "greens52" |
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Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.

Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.

Bob: Why not?

Joe: No man is that strong.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.

Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"

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posted by "Bill Sauro" |