word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$8.00 won 7 votes

Homeowner: "Why don't you ever mop the floor?"

Cleaning Lady: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it's beneath me."

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Heaven" |
0 votes

A guy went to court for a seat belt ticket...

It was an open-and-shut case.

0 votes

posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

Can you name the favorite game of horses?

Stable tennis!

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
2 votes

Two students were driving on the highway. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "Clean Restrooms."

By the time they got to their destination, they'd cleaned 147 public restrooms.

2 votes

posted by "HENNE" |