I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...
He said no.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Bob: The newspaper says a gunman held up a bank yesterday.
Joe: Held up a bank! I don’t believe it.
Bob: Why not?
Joe: No man is that strong.
My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.
Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"