word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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As William Shakespeare died in 1616, I believe he should be referred to in the past tense...

Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What is a solar panel's favorite drink?

What else, a Sunny D!

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posted by "Ms. T" |
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Why is it easy to beat zombies at poker?

They usually draw dead!

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posted by "Marty" |
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"Why did you choose to be cremated?"

"Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!"

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posted by "Tim Conkling" |