word play jokes

I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

The reason Tinker Bell didn’t have a tail was to make the story more realistic.

After all, no one really believes in fairy tails...

I called the Good Witch of the East and told her the rain just won't stop in my area.

I asked her if she could do anything about it.

She replied, "I suppose I could do a dry spell."

I lost my job at the circus as a human cannonball.

They found somebody they considered a higher caliber individual.