word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$8.00 won 2 votes

"I received a half dozen really cool ties for my birthday. I guess I'm going to tie one on."

His wife shook her head and said, "Just don't wake me up when you get home!"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "greens52" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12.

When the grandson sent a thank you note, he wrote, “Dear Grandma. Thanks a lot for the shirt. I’d write more, but I’m all choked up.”

3 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

If there are no stupid questions...

Then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |