word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$25.00 won 3 votes

When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of questions. One day I asked Ms. Doris, our English teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters 'H' like in hour, honest, honor, etc?"

Ms. Doris replied, "We are not ignoring them. They are considered silent."

During the lunch break, Ms. Doris gave me her packed lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria. I ate all the food and returned her an empty container.

Ms. Doris asked me, "What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food & you are returning me an empty container?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Doris, I thought the 'H' was silent."

3 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
1 votes

I was offered a gig at the London Crematorium...

I turned it down as I worried it would be dead audience.

1 votes

posted by "MrChris1982" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.

At this posting, details are sketchy.

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
0 votes

Quote me as saying I was misquoted...

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |