Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.
Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?
Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.
The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant."
"WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?"
"Well," explained the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized."
"I stand corrected!"
... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
John: There were eight morons: do, re, fa, so, la, ti, and do.
Mark: Hey, what happened to ‘mi’?
John: Sorry, I forgot about you.