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Prefixes Before and After
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'Pre' means before...

'Post' means after...

To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Clear Adjustment
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Just so everyone is clear...

I'm going to put my glasses on.

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Good Old Grandpa
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Grandpa always said when one door closes, another one opens...

Great man, horrible cabinet maker.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Tattoo Removal
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A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off.

She asks the artist, "How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?"

He looks at her limbs and says, "An arm and a leg."

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |