word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Nile virus - type C.

Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born before 1950. There has been no Vaccine for this as yet.

The Symptoms are:

1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you’ve finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.

It is called the C-NILE virus.

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posted by "merk" |
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What do sea monsters eat?

Fish and Ships.

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posted by "John Pinto" |
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I went out for a run this morning, but I came back after a couple of minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I can't run for more than a couple of minutes.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...

He said no.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |