word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
2 votes

People say I'm condescending...

That means I talk down to people.

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posted by "CASEY" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

Everyone told Sam not to sing...

But Samsung anyway.

6 votes

posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...

I said I didn’t know he could!

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |