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Painful Theft
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I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.

I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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They Say I'm Condescending
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People say I'm condescending...

That means I talk down to people.

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Don't Do It Sam
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Everyone told Sam not to sing...

But Samsung anyway.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Plant Based Meat
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Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |