word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What happens when you give a Ford Fiesta Ritalin?

It turns into a Ford Focus.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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What's the difference between 16.5 feet and former New York Yankees' star Alex Rodriguez?

No difference at all, they're both "A Rod"!

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posted by "Louis Phillips" |
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A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a freight train.

The train conductor sees three idiots standing on the track.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
6 votes

A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...

Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |