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Favorite this joke Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately.
It means a lot to him.
Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.
Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?
Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.
The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant."
"WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?"
"Well," explained the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized."
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