What did the ghost say when the police arrested him for joy riding a small motorcycle?
“And to think, I always said I’d never get caught dead riding a moped.”
I'm not addicted to coffee...
It's more of a committed relationship.
I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!'
I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..."
And then it hit me.
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune...
But Chickpeas can only “hummus” one!