word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune...

But Chickpeas can only “hummus” one!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Two ants were running along the top of a cardboard box as fast as they could.

"Hey!" puffed one ant, "Why are we running so fast?"

"Can't you read?" replied the other. "It says tear along the dotted line!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Why do people hate getting up early in Athens?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

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posted by "aod318" |