word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Put the ant into water...

If the ant sinks, it's a girl ant...

If the ant floats, then it's a "buoy-ant"!

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posted by "RedRackham" |
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What did the bra say to the hat??

You go on ahead, I will give these two a lift.

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posted by "Dansei59" |
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What did the cobbler say when a cat wondered into his shop?

SHOE!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Two mountaineers reached a huge, deep fissure in a glacier.

"Careful here," says one of them. "My mountain guide fell down there last year."

"I bet you felt bad about that," says the other.

He quipped, "Not really, it was pretty old and missing a few pages."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "kjk" |