I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”...
Stupid firemen.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Did you hear about the brawl at the post office?
The stamps got licked by the postmaster.
My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker.
Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.