word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$50.00 won 9 votes

A participant in a duel showed up armed with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

What do you call Clark Kent when he's very running late?

Super-delayed!

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Dianna Sandora" |
4 votes

When I was growing up I had an imaginary color...

But it turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.

4 votes

posted by "Benjones" |
2 votes

I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...

Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |