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Why is it easy to beat zombies at poker?

They usually draw dead!

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My Last Chance
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"Why did you choose to be cremated?"

"Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!"

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Prefixes Before and After
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'Pre' means before...

'Post' means after...

To use both prefixes together would be preposterous!

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Just so everyone is clear...

I'm going to put my glasses on.

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posted by "wadejagz" |