word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
3 votes

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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posted by "Christopher Liam" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

Which runs faster, HOT or COLD?

HOT because anyone can catch a COLD.

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
3 votes

A vegan said to me, "People who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!"

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posted by "Christopher Liam" |
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |