My new friend has a very Irish name...
Pedro - "Have you heard about Murphy's Law?"
Carlos - "Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
Pedro - "Cole's Law?
Carlos - "It's Julienne Cabbage in a Creamy Dressing."
In a democracy it's your vote that counts...
In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!
What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?
They both work with K-9's!