There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone...
I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.
Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."
One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job."
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry, no time.”
The swordfish has few predators in the wild.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.