word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone...

I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."

One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job."

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posted by "merk" |
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry, no time.”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |