word play jokes

I'm working on a newsletter about various fungi and molds.

Still working on a name for it.

I'm sorta leaning toward 'Lichen Subscribe.'

My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today.

"It tastes like dirt!" he said.

I told him it was just ground this morning.

Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."

One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job."