word play jokes

Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

“Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to the Thai place.”

“The Thai place closed a long time ago.”

“So dough … or donut. There is no Thai.”

“I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig"

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

Hecklers Anonymous meeting...

Tonight - 7pm!

Bring your own boos!

My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?"

I said, "Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!"