I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's...
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me.
That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.
Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
Because they have the best dating techniques.
A friend of mine always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean...
The guy is a legend!