What is the most tired part of a car?
What else, the exhaust pipe!
A bicycle rolls into the doctor's office.
It says, “ Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.”
The doctor says, “ Well, I think it’s because you’re too tired.”
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"
Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"
Joe: Hi, Mo. What have you been doing lately?
Mo: I went to a lecture about corn last night.
Joe: Was it interesting?
Mo: Yeah, I was all ears!