word play jokes

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What is the most tired part of a car?

What else, the exhaust pipe!

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posted by "Heaven" |
1 votes

A bicycle rolls into the doctor's office.

It says, “ Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.”

The doctor says, “ Well, I think it’s because you’re too tired.”

1 votes

posted by "JCVD" |
6 votes

Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"

Bill said, "Sure."

So Joe takes out a picture.

Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"

Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"

6 votes

posted by "Egbert" |
1 votes

Joe: Hi, Mo. What have you been doing lately?

Mo: I went to a lecture about corn last night.

Joe: Was it interesting?

Mo: Yeah, I was all ears!

1 votes

posted by "Magenta Sunrise" |