word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
5 votes

Why did the cow go to the church house?

It heard they had a new Pastor!

5 votes

posted by "Percy " |
3 votes

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?

He was given two consecutive sentences!

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
8 votes

Some puns leave me numb...

But math puns make me even number!

8 votes

posted by "Peter P." |
$6.00 won 8 votes
 

"What are you going to do this weekend?"

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”

8 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |