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Pick Your Poison
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In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison.

Poison I, II and III would all kill you.

However Poison IV, would make you really itchy.

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Temporary Tattoo
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Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo.

After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn’t there.

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Wonders of Water
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If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.

It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

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Reading the Dictionary
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Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.

Didn't finish it.

Got up to 'P'.

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