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Favorite this joke The discussion goes on and on as to if smoking is good or bad for you.
But how can they question that when it cures salmon?
In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison.
Poison I, II and III would all kill you.
However Poison IV, would make you really itchy.
Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn’t there.
If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
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