If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.
Didn't finish it.
Got up to 'P'.
The American Academy of Ophthalmology just released a report that stated not enough ophthalmologist will be in practice in the next five years to serve the public need.
They cite the fact that not enough pupils are graduating.
Their past recruiting had been short sighted.
An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"
Operator: "Where?"
Caller: "No, a regular one!"