word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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A 9 year old girl has disappeared...

She disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps…

He gave me a blank stair.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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My friend asked me, "Quick! Quick! What's the ninth letter of the alphabet?"

I admit that I guessed, but I was right.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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What do French people call marijuana?

Oui'd.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |