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Favorite this joke There was a young fellow from Trinity
Who took the square root of infinity
But the number of digits
Gave him the fidgets
He dropped math and took up divinity
My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.
It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.
My son and I were walking our small dog when he took off after a duck and jumped into the river. A nearby German tourist jumped into the river to save our dog.
When he'd climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog. Dry him off, keep him varm and he vill be fine.”
We thanked him profusely, and my son asked him, "Are you a vet?"
"VET?" he exclaimed. "I am soaking!"
I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding...
They said, “First class rear..."
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