word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
8 votes

Some puns leave me numb...

But math puns make me even number!

8 votes

posted by "Peter P." |
$6.00 won 8 votes
 

"What are you going to do this weekend?"

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”

8 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

We all know where the Big Apple is...

But does anyone know where the 'Minne-apol-is'?

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
3 votes

Two girls were watching guys who were arriving at their favorite bar. "Who's that really cute guy?" one of them asked.

"Oh, that guy is a loser, he's always bouncing around between girls," says the second girl.

"Just tell me his name," the 1st girl suggests.

"Rick O'Shay," says the 2nd girl.

3 votes

posted by "Jim Shaw" |