I had a wooden whistle; it wooden whistle.
I bought a lead whistle; they wooden lead me whistle.
I got a steel whistle; it steel wooden whistle.
They gave me a tin whistle; NOW I tin whistle!
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
However, I changed my mind.
Now it's a wrap.
Q: What do you call a belt made of wrist watches?
A: A waist of time!
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