word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I had a wooden whistle; it wooden whistle.

I bought a lead whistle; they wooden lead me whistle.

I got a steel whistle; it steel wooden whistle.

They gave me a tin whistle; NOW I tin whistle!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I wrote a song about a tortilla.

However, I changed my mind.

Now it's a wrap.

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posted by "iamacutie" |
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Q: What do you call a belt made of wrist watches?

A: A waist of time!

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posted by "Ted Cox" |
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Sign In Pet Store:

"Buy one dog, get one flea!"

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posted by "MagicMan" |