word play jokes

A surgeon, who had just gotten his suit back from the tailor shop, goes back to the shop and says, "My suit just fell apart!"

"Oh my!" the tailor replies. "Do you know how this could have happened?"

"I don't know," the surgeon replies. "It was fine until I took the stitches out."

Fun Fact!!!

Did you know that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome?

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.

Forgot my Pin for the 3rd time today...

As expected, I'm now banned from Grenade training.