I used to think I was cheesy...
But now I know I'm really grate!
Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.
Frac: Why not?
Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.
I had a wooden whistle; it wooden whistle.
I bought a lead whistle; they wooden lead me whistle.
I got a steel whistle; it steel wooden whistle.
They gave me a tin whistle; NOW I tin whistle!
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
However, I changed my mind.
Now it's a wrap.