word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$7.00 won 1 votes

The other day I was in a hurry to go outside...

In my haste I ran into the screen door and strained myself!

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Douglas" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Where do vehicles go during the summer?

To the carpool!

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Clown" |
$10.00 won 5 votes
 

Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"

Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 17 votes

What do cows listen to on their headphones?

Moo-sic!

17 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |