word play jokes

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I'm working on a newsletter about various fungi and molds.

Still working on a name for it.

I'm sorta leaning toward 'Lichen Subscribe.'

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posted by "aod318" |
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My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today.

"It tastes like dirt!" he said.

I told him it was just ground this morning.


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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone...

I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."

One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job."

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posted by "merk" |