word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I used to think I was cheesy...

But now I know I'm really grate!

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posted by "krich777" |
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Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.

Frac: Why not?

Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I had a wooden whistle; it wooden whistle.

I bought a lead whistle; they wooden lead me whistle.

I got a steel whistle; it steel wooden whistle.

They gave me a tin whistle; NOW I tin whistle!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I wrote a song about a tortilla.

However, I changed my mind.

Now it's a wrap.

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posted by "iamacutie" |