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Favorite this joke At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry, no time.”
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The swordfish has few predators in the wild.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
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A husband went to the refrigerator and checked to see what was edible.
He found a salad in a container and called to his wife, “How long has this salad been around?”
She replied, “I don’t know. It’s probably lost its dressing.”
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At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."
As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."
Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify...
Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: "What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable."
As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, "That is, my wife, she is impregnable!"
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