word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
5 votes

What bugs the man on the moon most?

Lunar-tics!

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posted by "Freddie" |
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Typists are very important people.

They are key employees.

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posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
3 votes

This sailor fell off the crows nest on a sailing ship and fell trough the first deck and the second deck of the ship.

The captain went up to the sailor and asked if he was all right.

"I am all right," said the sailor. "I have been through hardships before."

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posted by "John Pinto" |
2 votes

There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.

As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"

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posted by "Douglas" |