Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?
Luckily I’m in the other 5%!
What do you use to catch a computer mouse?
"Dad, can I unplug your phone? It's almost full and mine is dying!"
"No, you'll have to go to Rhode Island."
"For a new port."
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion...
They said he'll be given a tough sentence!