word play jokes

Sign outside a furniture store in northern Virginia:

ANTIQUE TABLES MADE HERE DAILY!

I'm writing a book on all the things I ought to be doing...

It's an Oughtobiograpghy.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks!

When a strip club isn't open there should be a sign that reads:

"Sorry, We're Clothed!"