word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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The guy who stole my diary died...

My thoughts are with his family.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Why are Banana's the apple of your eye?

Because they have appeal.

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posted by "Marty" |
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No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.

Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.

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posted by "Marty" |
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I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies...

My therapist suggested I need an outlet.

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posted by "aod318" |