word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
7 votes

I met a genie once. He gave me one wish.

I said, “I wish I could be you.”

The genue saud, "Weurd wush, but U wull grant ut."

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posted by "Leibel" |
1 votes

Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

“Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to the Thai place.”

“The Thai place closed a long time ago.”

“So dough … or donut. There is no Thai.”

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posted by "merk" |
1 votes
 

“I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig"

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

1 votes

posted by "nerdasaurus" |
1 votes

Hecklers Anonymous meeting...

Tonight - 7pm!

Bring your own boos!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |