word play jokes

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight...

Don't do it unless you are ready for the reaper cushions!

What should you do if you see a spaceman?

You should park, man.

I never knew that laundry detergent goes bad.

But it seems the Tide has turned.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

"Thanks, I’ll never part with it!"