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The Guy Who Invented Systane
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The guy who invented the Systane eye drops had his funeral today...

There wasn't a dry eye in the house!

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posted by "raza" |
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Mopping the floor
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Homeowner: "Why don't you ever mop the floor?"

Cleaning Lady: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it's beneath me."

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Open and Shut
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A guy went to court for a seat belt ticket...

It was an open-and-shut case.

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Horse's Favorite Game
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Can you name the favorite game of horses?

Stable tennis!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |