word play jokes

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What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second?

It mega hertz.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Why did the scared cow say "Moo?"

Because it's a cow-word.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Question: What's the name of the Greek god of humor?

Answer: Hilarios.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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1796 -- WISE – 1878

Here lies the body of Ephraim Wise.
Safely tucked between his two wives.
One was Tillie and the other Sue.
Both were faithful, loyal, and true.
By his request in ground that's hilly
His coffin is set tilted toward Tillie.

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posted by "merk" |