word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$9.00 won 5 votes
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I'm terrified of elevators...

I'm taking steps to avoid them.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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A bike in town keeps running over me...

It's a vicious cycle!

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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Which is it again, is it the right to bear arms?

Or the right to arm bears?

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "shopin55" |
4 votes

I wish everyone were like entrepreneurs...

They mind their own business.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |