When a strip club isn't open there should be a sign that reads:
"Sorry, We're Clothed!"
I accidentally put eye drops in my ear...
Now I can literally see what you’re saying!
Places I'd Rather Not Live...
- Paradox, New York
- Crapo, Maryland
- Boogertown, North Carolina
- Hellhole, Idaho
- Purgatory, Maine
- Girdletree, Maryland
- Rabbithash, Kentucky
I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for him