A waiter places a warm cup in front of the gentleman. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.
He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, you asked for fresh ground!”
If somebody wants to say the word “motel“ backwards...
Just letom.
What do you give a cop for their birthday?
A copcake.
I was looking for a job at the local newspaper.
To make a long story short, I got hired as an editor.