What did the one mirror say to the other mirror?
It's all done with people.
How did the Dermatologist and the Dentist afford their new mansion?
By the skin of their teeth.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend...
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I was visiting a monastery recently and I saw a sign that read, "In case of fire, break vow of silence."