word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a freight train.

The train conductor sees three idiots standing on the track.

10 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
6 votes

A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...

Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!

6 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
7 votes

Jeff to son Jeffery: "Why don't you get your girlfriend a sun lamp?"

Jeffrey: "Why a sun lamp?"

Jeff: "Yes, I bought your mother one."

Jeffery: "She bakes herself with it?"

Jeff: "Yes. Yesterday she baked herself for six hours and now she is the toast of the town!"

7 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
5 votes

Why did the cow go to the church house?

It heard they had a new Pastor!

5 votes

posted by "Percy " |