word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What did the one mirror say to the other mirror?

It's all done with people.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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How did the Dermatologist and the Dentist afford their new mansion?

By the skin of their teeth.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend...

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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posted by "Jonathan Wendt" |
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I was visiting a monastery recently and I saw a sign that read, "In case of fire, break vow of silence."

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posted by "wadejagz" |