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Favorite this joke Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Milly and Molly are waiting at the railroad station, watching a train come in.
"Here she comes!" Milly exclaims.
Molly then replies, "Actually, you mean 'Here he comes.' It's a mail train."
A naked man runs into a tailor's shop.
The tailor says, "You can't be in here with no clothes on!"
The man says, "Come on mister, cut me some slacks?"
A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans.
The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?"
The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"
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