word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What's the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket?

One watches steals and the other steals watches.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why is 'o' the noisiest vowel?

Because all the others are in audible.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |