word play jokes

I moved into a bungalow recently.

I was going to move into a house, but that’s another story.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today.

She didn't show up.

That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

When I was in college, I was really into this girl named Greta, but I was shy back then and not at all assertive. The girl and two of her friends were going to a nerdy Halloween party and decided to go as the first digits of pi (3.14).

They needed someone to be the decimal, and I volunteered thinking it would give me a chance to talk to Greta. I was really excited until I got there and realized that she was the 4, which meant there was someone between us all night. I was miserable, barely spoke to anyone, and went home alone.

Thing is, the whole reason I went to the party was that I really thought she was the one.

You're in a casino, playing Blackjack (21), and the dealer shows a ten/face card. What medication do you hope the dealer is taking?

An ace inhibitor!