My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff.
He was the fastest boy at my school.
A 9 year old girl has disappeared...
She disappeared after using a revolutionary new moisturizer that makes you look 10 years younger.
I told the carpenter not to carpet my steps…
He gave me a blank stair.
My friend asked me, "Quick! Quick! What's the ninth letter of the alphabet?"
I admit that I guessed, but I was right.