I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple
Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning...
I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.
Which I loved, by the way.
Lady at shoe store: "Pardon me, but do you have any loafers?'
Store clerk: "Yes we do."
Lady: "Well, send one of them here to help me carry these boxes."
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.
They’ve left no tern unstoned.