Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.
They’ve left no tern unstoned.
“I have a pet manatee.”
“What’s his name?”
“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”
“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”
There was a young fellow from Trinity
Who took the square root of infinity
But the number of digits
Gave him the fidgets
He dropped math and took up divinity
My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.
It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.