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Favorite this joke Lady at shoe store: "Pardon me, but do you have any loafers?'
Store clerk: "Yes we do."
Lady: "Well, send one of them here to help me carry these boxes."
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.
They’ve left no tern unstoned.
“I have a pet manatee.”
“What’s his name?”
“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”
“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”
There was a young fellow from Trinity
Who took the square root of infinity
But the number of digits
Gave him the fidgets
He dropped math and took up divinity
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