word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.

They’ve left no tern unstoned.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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“I have a pet manatee.”

“What’s his name?”

“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”

“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”

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posted by "merk" |
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There was a young fellow from Trinity

Who took the square root of infinity

But the number of digits

Gave him the fidgets

He dropped math and took up divinity

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posted by "merk" |
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My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach.

It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |