word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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A guy goes to see the doctor for his aching shoulder problem. The doctor said, "Okay, it is a bit inflamed. What I want you to do is put a bag of frozen peas on it, on and off for a week."

"The peas will work?" the guy asked.

The doctor replies, "Yes, just give peas a chance."

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posted by "John S" |
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What happens when you give a Ford Fiesta Ritalin?

It turns into a Ford Focus.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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What's the difference between 16.5 feet and former New York Yankees' star Alex Rodriguez?

No difference at all, they're both "A Rod"!

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posted by "Louis Phillips" |
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A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a freight train.

The train conductor sees three idiots standing on the track.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |