word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
3 votes

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?

He was given two consecutive sentences!

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
8 votes

Some puns leave me numb...

But math puns make me even number!

8 votes

posted by "Peter P." |
$6.00 won 8 votes
 

"What are you going to do this weekend?"

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”

8 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

We all know where the Big Apple is...

But does anyone know where the 'Minne-apol-is'?

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |