word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream...

I can’t wait to rub it in!

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My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...

Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”

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I just found out I'm colorblind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple

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Yesterday the Police arrested me for unsolicited Spooning...

I wasn't charged, they just held me over night.

Which I loved, by the way.

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