Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?
He was given two consecutive sentences!
Some puns leave me numb...
But math puns make me even number!
"What are you going to do this weekend?"
“I’m going to buy glasses.”
“And then what?”
“Then I’ll see.”
We all know where the Big Apple is...
But does anyone know where the 'Minne-apol-is'?