word play jokes

A naked man runs into a tailor's shop.

The tailor says, "You can't be in here with no clothes on!"

The man says, "Come on mister, cut me some slacks?"

A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans.

The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?"

The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"

My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...

Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”