word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
1 votes

Two women archaeologists are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.

Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."

The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"

1 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$25.00 won 13 votes

What is at the end of everything?

The letter 'G'.

13 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

The guy who invented the Systane eye drops had his funeral today...

There wasn't a dry eye in the house!

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "raza" |
$8.00 won 10 votes

Homeowner: "Why don't you ever mop the floor?"

Cleaning Lady: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it's beneath me."

10 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Heaven" |