word play jokes

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posted by "aod318" |
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Q: What do you call someone who is terrified of getting their Covid-19 jab?

A: A catastro-pfizer

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posted by "Martin P" |
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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posted by "Don in B'ville" |
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Yesterday, I was in the kitchen planning dinner, and noticed that the clock had stopped. That really put me behind for my day, so today I decided that I'd better stop at the store for a AA battery.

I found a clerk, and said "Please point me to where the batteries are, I need one in my kitchen."

The clerk asked, "Is it for a clock?"

I said, "I don't know, that's why I need a battery."

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posted by "Peter P." |