Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
"Because OMG they can’t even..."
Greg: Did you hear about the accident at the Army camp?
Mike: No, what happened?
Greg: A Jeep ran over a popcorn box and killed two kernels.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"
A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children”...
He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade.”