word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
4 votes

A mother firefly was taking her children for a walk near dusk, and they came to a dark woods. "All right, kids," she ordered, "line up, and whatever happens, don't shine your light. There are owls in the forest and they might fly down and eat you!"

The small fireflies did as they were told, with the youngest firefly at the end of the line. As they were moving carefully along, suddenly the mother saw a light far back.

"Stop!" she whispered. "Who lit the light back there?"

"I did," admitted the youngster.

"You heard what I told you," scolded the mother. "Why did you disobey?"

"Well," said the little one, "when you gotta glow, you gotta glow."

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posted by "Merkv814" |
4 votes

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," says Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

4 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$50.00 won 9 votes
 

I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately.

It means a lot to him.

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Melvin: I’d like to be an organ donor.

Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate?

Melvin: The one that’s been in by basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years.

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |