My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.
We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.
Cindy is 5' 7" tall. She works in a butcher shop and wears size 7 shoes.
What does Cindy weigh?
Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?
Because it’s too (two) gross!
Did you hear about the farmer who's cow fell on him during milking?
He was in UDDER dismay!