word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight.

I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A Cheerio sat at the bottom of a box of cereal, but he longed to get to the top of the box. He had heard at the top of the box, there was a huge party, and he wanted to be a part of it.

So one day, he began climbing. He climbed over the other Cheerios, and gradually got his way up the box. It took a lot of trying and determination, but eventually, he made it! He was so excited! And at the top of the box, there was the party, just like he had heard. He got to the dance line, and he danced.

He got to conga line, and he did the conga.

He got to the refreshment line, and ate refreshments.

And he got to the punch line, but there was no punchline.

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posted by "merk" |
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What's the difference between where you drive and where you park?

A lot!

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posted by "aod318" |
$25.00 won 1 votes

If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?

In Google Docs.

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "I am innocent" |