word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$8.00 won 8 votes

My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.

We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Richard Felt" |
1 votes

Cindy is 5' 7" tall. She works in a butcher shop and wears size 7 shoes.

What does Cindy weigh?

Answer: Meat.

1 votes

posted by "Douglas" |
4 votes

Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?

Because it’s too (two) gross!

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
0 votes

Did you hear about the farmer who's cow fell on him during milking?

He was in UDDER dismay!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |