word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$9.00 won 4 votes

So grateful somebody invented window blinds...

Or it would be curtains for all of us!

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

How come nailing something down is good...

But screwing something up is bad?

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

As a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...

But my parents always said, "The sky's the limit!"

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

"Why did you name your pig Ink?"

"Because it kept running out of the pen."

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |