word play jokes

What should you do if you see a spaceman?

You should park, man.

I never knew that laundry detergent goes bad.

But it seems the Tide has turned.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

"Thanks, I’ll never part with it!"

A waiter places a warm cup in front of the gentleman. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.

He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, you asked for fresh ground!”