word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.

As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"

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posted by "Douglas" |
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A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 5 votes
 

If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 6 votes
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Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Richard Felt" |