word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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What is a foot fetishist’s favorite snack?

Free-toes

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posted by "aod318" |
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A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut.

"Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender.

"He sure is fast asleep," the bartender replied.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Sarah, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?" and called on Timothy to answer first.

"Rome was built at night," was his answer.

"At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her boney-knuckled hands. "How ever did you get such an idea?"

"Well," gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't built in a day."

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posted by "merk" |
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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

A faux pa.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |