word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Why is the nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter!

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posted by "Clown" |
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If tin whistles are made of tin...

Exactly what are fog horns made out of? 

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posted by "smithjohn" |
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Two women archaeologists are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.

Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."

The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$25.00 won 18 votes

What is at the end of everything?

The letter 'G'.

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posted by "Clown" |