There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.
As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"
A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*
He disappeared without a tres.
If slim and fat are opposites...
Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?
Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.