word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Guy 1: "Hey, have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I've never met herbivore."

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posted by "YaBoiWolfie" |
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What type of organization is atheism?

It's a non-prophet organization.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe?

"Will you be my solemate?"

The other shoe replies, "No, you're nothing but a heel!"

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island...

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!



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posted by "danmug" |