A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...
The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils confused him... "2B or not to 2B?"
I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...
Dad: "What are you drinking, son?"
Son: "Soy milk."
Dad: "Hola milk, ¡soy padre!"