word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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I moved into a new neighborhood and put up an electric fence.

The next morning i found out my neighbor was dead against it.

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
2 votes

What did the volcano say to the earth?

What else, "I lava you!"

2 votes

posted by "Jean McCullough" |
2 votes

What should you do if a group of Clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler!

2 votes

posted by ""JB"" |
3 votes

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

She replied, "No, just up to my chin."

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |