word play jokes
Favorite this joke I moved into a new neighborhood and put up an electric fence.
The next morning i found out my neighbor was dead against it.
3rd Place
won
$15.00
What did the volcano say to the earth?
What else, "I lava you!"
What should you do if a group of Clowns attack you?
Go for the juggler!
A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.
"I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath."
The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"
She replied, "No, just up to my chin."
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