word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
1 votes

Hickory Dickory Dock...

Three mice ran up the clock...

The clock struck one...

... but the other two got away with minor injuries.

1 votes

posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$50.00 won 5 votes

A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...

The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”

5 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
2 votes

Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

Pencils confused him... "2B or not to 2B?"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 6 votes
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I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...

It's impeccable.

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |