word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$15.00 won 2 votes

I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!'

I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..."

And then it hit me.

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "merk" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune...

But Chickpeas can only “hummus” one!

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
1 votes

Two ants were running along the top of a cardboard box as fast as they could.

"Hey!" puffed one ant, "Why are we running so fast?"

"Can't you read?" replied the other. "It says tear along the dotted line!"

1 votes

posted by "merk" |
2 votes

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured!"

2 votes

posted by "merk" |