word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?

Everyone said it was his fault.

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posted by "Marty" |
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I know a guy who works as a custodian and gardener at a nearby apartment building, and sometimes I earn a couple extra bucks by lending him a hand when he's got a particularly big workload.

He's got some bad habits, though. He asked me if he wanted to share a joint while we were on a break.

I declined. I didn't want to deal with a high maintenance guy.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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Did you hear about the mystical and musical pest exterminator who, by playing his flute, could lure rats to the latrine and let them crawl down the pipe to a watery death?

He is called the Toilet Piper.

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
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I found the meaning of life.

It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |