Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?
Everyone said it was his fault.
I know a guy who works as a custodian and gardener at a nearby apartment building, and sometimes I earn a couple extra bucks by lending him a hand when he's got a particularly big workload.
He's got some bad habits, though. He asked me if he wanted to share a joint while we were on a break.
I declined. I didn't want to deal with a high maintenance guy.
Did you hear about the mystical and musical pest exterminator who, by playing his flute, could lure rats to the latrine and let them crawl down the pipe to a watery death?
He is called the Toilet Piper.
I found the meaning of life.
It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.