word play jokes

A limbo champion walked into a bar...

He was disqualified.

What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions.

While sitting on top of a large pile of dirt, one bulldozer says to the other bulldozer, "Did the earth move for you too?"

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?

They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!