word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Why was 4 scared to ask out 5?

Because 4 was 2².

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
1 votes

Why is it cheaper to have a party in a haunted house?

Because a ghost will bring the boos.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

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Patient at Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "merk" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "aod318" |