DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
The guy who stole my diary died...
My thoughts are with his family.
Why are Banana's the apple of your eye?
Because they have appeal.
No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.
Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.