No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.
Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies...
My therapist suggested I need an outlet.
What’s the difference between a mirror and a chatterbox?
One reflects without talking, the other talks without reflecting.
What’s the difference between a 16 ounces and a pianist?
One weighs a pound, the other pounds away.
What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.