word play jokes
Favorite this joke What do you call a cow that flies?
High steaks.
But if it sinks, it’s just ground beef.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”
DiCaprio says, “I’ll act.”
McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
In an effort to compete with regional microchip production, the Mayor of St. Paul, MN decided to hold an economic luncheon event.
The caterer arrived with a full stock of mini apples and mini soda.
Free Daily Joke