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Favorite this joke The American Academy of Ophthalmology just released a report that stated not enough ophthalmologist will be in practice in the next five years to serve the public need.
They cite the fact that not enough pupils are graduating.
Their past recruiting had been short sighted.
An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"
Operator: "Where?"
Caller: "No, a regular one!"
What do you call a cow that flies?
High steaks.
But if it sinks, it’s just ground beef.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.
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