word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"

Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What do cows listen to on their headphones?

Moo-sic!

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59."

"Why is that?"

"Because I like that one to one time.”

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posted by "Saggy" |
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Guy 1: "Hey, have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I've never met herbivore."

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posted by "YaBoiWolfie" |