word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
4 votes

Two guys went to a local pancake house that served real Vermont maple syrup but charged extra for it.

So the guys went to a supermarket, bought their own Vermont maple syrup, and brought it to the pancake house.

They didn't want to get caught, so they were forced to pass the bottle between them... syrupticiously.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
7 votes

A guy goes to see the doctor for his aching shoulder problem. The doctor said, "Okay, it is a bit inflamed. What I want you to do is put a bag of frozen peas on it, on and off for a week."

"The peas will work?" the guy asked.

The doctor replies, "Yes, just give peas a chance."

7 votes

posted by "John S" |
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What happens when you give a Ford Fiesta Ritalin?

It turns into a Ford Focus.

9 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
7 votes

What's the difference between 16.5 feet and former New York Yankees' star Alex Rodriguez?

No difference at all, they're both "A Rod"!

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posted by "Louis Phillips" |