My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece.
Everyone called him Quarter Roy.
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...
"T. Hanks - For the Memories"
If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...
Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?