word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece.

Everyone called him Quarter Roy.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...

And finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...

"T. Hanks - For the Memories"

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posted by "I am innocent" |
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If an ant needs to dig a really big hole in the ground...

Do you suppose it could rent a Caterpillar?

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |