word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE ZS

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

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posted by "merk" |
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The guy who stole my diary died...

My thoughts are with his family.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Why are Banana's the apple of your eye?

Because they have appeal.

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posted by "Marty" |
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No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.

Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.

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posted by "Marty" |