Two guys went to a local pancake house that served real Vermont maple syrup but charged extra for it.
So the guys went to a supermarket, bought their own Vermont maple syrup, and brought it to the pancake house.
They didn't want to get caught, so they were forced to pass the bottle between them... syrupticiously.
A guy goes to see the doctor for his aching shoulder problem. The doctor said, "Okay, it is a bit inflamed. What I want you to do is put a bag of frozen peas on it, on and off for a week."
"The peas will work?" the guy asked.
The doctor replies, "Yes, just give peas a chance."