word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Where do you find giant snails?

On the ends of a giant's fingers.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Sign outside a furniture store in northern Virginia:

ANTIQUE TABLES MADE HERE DAILY!

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posted by "merk" |
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I'm writing a book on all the things I ought to be doing...

It's an Oughtobiograpghy.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks!

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posted by "merk" |