word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$12.00 won 9 votes

Old mathematicians never die...

They just lose some of their functions.

9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
1 votes

Why do chicken coups have only two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they would be a sedan!

1 votes

posted by "ragspirit49" |
$25.00 won 11 votes
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Why is the nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter!

11 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 5 votes
 

If tin whistles are made of tin...

Exactly what are fog horns made out of? 

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Richard Felt" |