word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night...

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta-sea.

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posted by "alexander" |
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "WomenPower" |