Time wounds all heels.
Why do doctors' patients have no patients of their own?
Because they have no patience.
My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.
We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.
Cindy is 5' 7" tall. She works in a butcher shop and wears size 7 shoes.
What does Cindy weigh?