A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well...
He was known to be bambidextrous.
Life is very short...
Literally, it's only four letters long.
"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy got charged with a crime?"
"No way! What are the charges?"
"Intent with a breadly weapon!"
Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?
Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.
Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?