word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Why did the cat want to join the Red Cross?

He wanted to be a first aid kit!

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posted by "John Pinto" |
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A friend of mine told her husband they had a Catholic bird in their yard.

"A what? How do you know it's a Catholic bird?"

"Because it's a Cardinal."

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Janice Marler" |
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.

I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"

She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."

"No, no it doesn't," I said.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |