word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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1796 -- WISE – 1878

Here lies the body of Ephraim Wise.
Safely tucked between his two wives.
One was Tillie and the other Sue.
Both were faithful, loyal, and true.
By his request in ground that's hilly
His coffin is set tilted toward Tillie.

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posted by "merk" |
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Of all the letters which has the most hemoglobin?

According to the British, it’s the Bloody 'L'.

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posted by "Marty" |
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At the County Fair the couple’s 50 Yard Dash event entailed the ladies jumping on the backs of their partners and riding to the finish line.

Of the fifty couples beginning the race only three couples left the starting line. Oddly enough, in all three men who did leave the starting line were all named Mark; not a Willie or a Sam in the bunch.

The judges said, “Well that’s it, next year we’re not going to say on your mark, get set, go.”

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posted by "Marty" |
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I met my wife on Tinder.

That was awkward.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |