A guy went to court for a seat belt ticket...
It was an open-and-shut case.
Can you name the favorite game of horses?
Two students were driving on the highway. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "Clean Restrooms."
By the time they got to their destination, they'd cleaned 147 public restrooms.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel I've dyed a little inside.