word play jokes

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Time wounds all heels.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why do doctors' patients have no patients of their own?

Because they have no patience.

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posted by "Jerry Pirkle" |
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My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.

We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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Cindy is 5' 7" tall. She works in a butcher shop and wears size 7 shoes.

What does Cindy weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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posted by "Douglas" |