political jokes

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JFK
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Who was the President before JFK got assassinated?

JFK

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posted by "little Show" |
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If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress.

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posted by "JJ4619" |
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A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?"

"No," he replied. "A whole lot of them begin with 'If elected, I promise ...'"

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posted by "merk" |
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"What does the Chaplain do?

A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the Congressional Chaplain.

The lady asked, "What does the Chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?"

The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country!"

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posted by "GJ Winkler" |