Under capitalism, man exploits man...
Under communism, it is just the opposite.
Politics: n. from Greek; "poli" - many; "tics" - ugly, bloodsucking parasites.
Two political candidates were having a heated debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
A Union President was sitting at his son's bedside getting ready to read him a bedtime story.
He starts out, "Once upon a time and a half..."