political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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posted by "Jayanth Ch" |
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A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"

A nurse replied, "No, it's just that there's a fire at the empty warehouse across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Ever wonder why all the oil wells are in Texas and the dip sticks in Washington, DC?

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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I love the game, "Survivor". They start out with 20 contestants who are systematically knocked out of the game until there are only three left. The winner is the one who lies and backstabs the most people. You know, like politics.

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posted by "Jerry Mabbott" |