political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
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President: I can't sign this bill, it's completely absurd. If I turn this into law it will raise taxes by 5 percent and extend the work week to six days instead of five.

Congress: Please note Mr. President on page 5027, under subsection 22, clause B, it exempts all members of the executive and the judicial branches as well as congress for life. Plus we all get a 50 percent raise and enhanced retirement benefits.

President: Perfect, got a pen?

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posted by "Marty" |
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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posted by "Jayanth Ch" |
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A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"

A nurse replied, "No, it's just that there's a fire at the empty warehouse across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Ever wonder why all the oil wells are in Texas and the dip sticks in Washington, DC?

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |