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Favorite this joke Question: Why does a Queen carry a scepter?
Answer: Because everyone works 'cept her!
I may not be around in 2084...
But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!
SIGN ON THE BACK OF A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
A group of etymologists has discovered the two root words of the word 'politics'.
Greek polu-, from polus, meaning much, many.
Tick: Any of numerous small bloodsucking parasitic arachnids of the family Ixodidae, many of which transmit febrile diseases, such as Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease.
Make your own conclusions.
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