political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
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An aspiring politician was attending an interview. The interviewer asked, "If people in a place are suffering from severe drought and they are thirsty, what would you do?"

Politician: "I will provide them with water."

Interviewer: "What if there is no water at all to offer?"

Politician: "Then I will make a promise that I will provide them water."

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posted by "RS" |
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Under capitalism, man exploits man...

Under communism, it is just the opposite.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Politics: n. from Greek; "poli" - many; "tics" - ugly, bloodsucking parasites.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Two political candidates were having a heated debate.

Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"

And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |