political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
0 votes

A teacher in a political science class asked the students, "Who is the most powerful person in the US?"
A student answered, "The First Pet?"
The teacher then asked, "Why?"
The student explained, "Because, the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to office staff, looks after his wellbeing before the voters', cancels/defers official duties in favor of him, and boards Airforce One first."

0 votes

posted by "Anonymous" |
0 votes

An independent voter was exploring the candidates and their parties.
He asked a campaigner of a party, "who represents your candidate?"
The campaigner answered, "Donkey".
The voter asked a campaigner of another party the same question.
The campaigner answered, "Elephant".
The voter then asked his wife, "who should I vote for - Donkey or Elephant?"
The wife suggested, "either one; both are same - animals."

0 votes

posted by "Anonymous" |
0 votes

If pros are opposite of cons; that means congress is the opposite of progress.

0 votes

posted by "Zalman rubin" |
0 votes

Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?

0 votes

posted by "Anonymous" |