political jokes

A shot and a splash of water.

What's the difference between the Government & The Mafia?

Only one of them is organized.

Donald Trump will kick Her Rump!

A Politician rang up the "self help" line and said "I'm fed up with my life and am going to kill myself"
The operator said "where are you". The politician said "I am on the train track under the bridge"
The operator said "please stay on the line"????