political jokes

It was revealed in a UK government survey that the prime minister was doing the work of two men...

Those two men would be Laurel and Hardy.

(Little brother to his older sister) What is political correctness?
(Older sister) It's something you're not suppose to talk about.

(Little brother) How am I going to find out what it is if I can't talk about it?
(Older sister) You can talk about it but you have to talk about it in the right way.

(Little brother) How do I talk about it the right way?
(Older Sister) Just don't say anything and you can't go wrong!

(Little brother) How am I suppose to communicate and tell people how I feel.
(Older Sister) I haven't got that part figured out yet, it's a slippery slope.

(Little brother) What's a slippery slope?

How do you spot a crooked politician?

It's easy... Go to your browser, go to search images, type in politicians... It works every time!

A dog and a chicken walked into a bar. The bartender started to laugh...

The dog leaned over and whispered in the chicken’s ear, "Do you still have the ALCU on speed dial? I think we have a case here!"