"Dad what do you call a lady president?"
"Well son, you call a lady president 'Madam President'."
"If that's what I call a lady president, what would I call a queen?"
"You already know that one son, you call her mom."
Why do we have elections in November?
Could it be that is the best month to select turkeys?
In demonstrating the division of powers within the government, the teacher used the family structure as an example.
One boy stood up and said, “It looks like my mom’s the president then, because she veto’s everything.”
Q. What did it mean when the vampire saw himself in the mirror?
A. It meant he died.
Q. So how did the vampire die?
A. He accidentally ordered “stake” and eggs at the silver bullet cafe.
Q. So where do vampires go when they die?
A. Actually they reincarnate and go to work for the government.